Impulse 2

Ray: I’m going to have the caliph.
Scott: What the smack is a caliph?
Ray: Its scrambled eggs with chicken liver and sardines.
Scott: If you get the caliph then I’m getting escargo on my birthday next month..
Ray: It’s worth it.
Scott: This tradition blows.
Ray: This tradition is Rad. The fact that I can order whatever I want for you and you have to eat it, how much better can a birthday get.
Scott: Here comes the waiter, remember It’s my birthday next next month.
Ray(to waiter): Hello, can I get the large stack with scrambled eggs and hashbrowns for me and the large caliph for my younger brother. Oh and a large glass of milk for my brother, I think he might need it.
Waiter: Ok, it will be here in just a minute.
Scott: The large caliph, that has to be the nastiest thing on the menue.
Ray: I know, and the best part is that you have to eat the whole thing.
Scott: oh no, here comes the waiter again.
Ray(to the waiter as he grabs the plates) Thank you, these pancakes look delitious and I am sure my brother will enjoy that beautifull caliph.
Scott: look at this thing.
Ray: come on bro, that doesn’t look that bad, just pretend its big pieces of black bacon. And if you don’t breathe, you won’t smell the funk.
Scott: Why is this even on the menue? And who are the creepers who normally get this. Sigh…
Ray: you have to eat it, and its only going to get worse as it gets cold.
Scott: I don’t think it can get any worse than it already is.(Stick a fork in the food and eat it)
Ray: haha hhha haaaa
Scott: you know, it really isn’t that bad.(take another bite)
Ray: your crazy
Scott: it’s weird how good it is. You should try it.(eat a few mor bites)

Ray: you don't look like your struggling. I might as well try it.(eat a bite)....uooghh this is raunchy. sick uoghrroohh
Scott(laughing) I can't believe you ate it hahah. now where's the milk?